1. ## Teacher outsmarted

"Let me ask you one question" said the teacher to his student and then he asked him "how many leaves are on that tree".
"Two thousand six hundred and seventy three" almost instantly replied the student.
"How did you know that" the amazed teacher asked.
"That is another question" said the student.

2. Teacher: "how many leaves are on that tree? Answer that!"
Student: "that."

3. Teacher: "There are 3 birds standing on a tree branch. A hunter shoots one. How many birds are left standing on the branch?"
Student: "There are zero birds left standing on the branch."
Teacher: "Three minus one is two, not zero."
Student: "Well, those two got scared and flew away when they heard the shot."
Teacher: "Your answer is wrong, but I like the way you think."
Student: "Miss Teacher, there are three women walking down the street, each one with her own ice cream. First one is licking her ice cream like this (showing the movement), second one like this and third one like this. Which one of them is married?"
Teacher: "I guess the one that licks it like this (showing the movement)."
Student: "You can't make conclusion about their marriage status by the way they are licking their ice creams, but I like the way you think "

4. Teacher: what can you tell me about poor snakes?
Student: they don't have a pit to hiss in !

5. Mugger: Give me your money or you're Algebra.

Victim: Don't you mean History?

Mugger: Don't change the subject!

6. Originally Posted by mathwannabe
"Let me ask you one question" said the teacher to his student and then he asked him "how many leaves are on that tree".
"Two thousand six hundred and seventy three" almost instantly replied the student.
"How did you know that" the amazed teacher asked.
"That is another question" said the student.

hahaha.. cool!

7. At the end of an exam, the teacher announced that the time is up
. . and they must stop and submit their exams.

All students complied except one student who wrote for a few more minutes.
When he turned in his exam, the teacher said that his paper is disqualified.

The student said, "Do you know who I am?"

The teacher was taken aback but replied,

The student repeated, "Do you know who I am?"

The teacher said, "I don't care who you are. .Your paper doesn't count."

The student shouted, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"

The teacher said, "No! .Even if you're the son of the President . . ."

The student said, "Good!" and shoved his paper in the middle of the stack.

8. i think i know what the student should say...........he/she should say.........I HAVE A BRAIN....IN MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......thats how i know!!

9. super like

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