Cryptic Assertion

[Otis]

I haven't been around since July 4th. I had thought that I might find a cryptic clue here today.

Well, I'd better post one.


The awkward tear shows concern? (7)

 

[Otis]

"can't rest in peace"

Is this phrase your first result or just a statement about how you're feeling?


The answer is one word containing seven letters.

Hint 1

? = Pun Indicator

In other words, correctly perceiving the direct is a wee bit tricky.

Cheers :cool:

 

[Otis]

Send away an unfinished film (4)

"an unfinished film" = SHOO (i.e., I haven't finished putting the T at the end of the word)

"Send away" = Direct = SHOO

 

[Otis]

the answer I gave is "cantrip"

You may have been thinking "cantrip", but what you gave is "cant rip". Kindly note your post.

Don't play those kinds of cantrips* on me, my archaic, Scottish friend! (I'm not that clever.)

Is it "normal" for ? = charade ?

You're asking me?! (I don't know "normal".)

If memory serves, you told me a few years ago not to assume that a particular punctuation mark indicates something specific because any particular mark can be used in more than one way. Sometimes they are used as indicators, but sometimes they are used for surface or as misdirection.


* New word, for me; thanks. Magic spells can strip bananas (8)

 

[Otis]

(7) ?

Fixed; thanks.

 

[Otis]

I'm French Canadian....and I sound Scottish?

No, but each source that I checked lists 'cantrip' as an archaic, Scottish word.

Now, I am confused about punctuation. Does a question mark at the end always indicate a pun or just sometimes?

 

[Otis]

Told you I [don't] know.

Fair 'nuff. (In this forum, I've approached punctuation as at the author's discretion to ultimately define. I understand that there are various 'laws' elsewhere.)

Anyhoo, here's more hints because you're so nice. My crypt does involve charades, as well as an anagram and a punny direct.

 

[Otis]

ain't it stretching some?

For some tastes, perhaps.

This one's similar.

Atmosphere inside redesigned SST connects flights? (6)

No e

Direct on the right

Two indicators, adjacent to one another

(Previous clue is five words; this one is six. Hope it doesn't clutter your mind...)

 

[Otis]

Join in marriage (one "e") (5)

Is it Blend (double definition)?

PS: this darn site keeps logging me off; lost typing in two threads (auto-save broken). Giving up for today.

 

[Otis]

Looks like Otis is peed off at the site...

Whoops -- you jumped to a false conclusion.

I went backpacking, in southwest Utah. After that, I hoofed it up Bill Williams Mountain, in northern Arizona.

(To be fair, this site is annoying, but that doesn't affect my life because I have lots of stuff to do.)


Ya got me good! I completely missed the positioning of the "hint". That is, I never considered '(one "e")' as part of the clue.

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THERE
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I can't believe it: there isn't there. I'm at the Ottawa Public Library-
Rideau Street Branch. Without too much trouble, I just got in the "general
subject" module of the public-use-computer, entered "TH", hit the return
key. Nothing on "there": "therapy" is followed by "thesis".

This can't be...must be something wrong with the alpha search. I approach
the information desk, patiently wait while the "busy" municipal employee
self-importantly scrutinizes the library card of all library cards, finally
files it, looks up and in a resigned voice: can I help you, sir?

I feel all guilty and inferior. Not only due to the resigned tone, but also
to this guy's glasses perched in that awe-inspiring intellectual position
half-way down the nose, plus secured with a yellow fat string going around
the back of his neck.

I summon the few bravery cells I got left, politely explain what has just
happened: would he double-check for me, please? He tries, same results:
well, am I satisfied now?

My voice falters: well, is it possible that the computer made an error?
Nothing here either, he announces triumphantly after examining a thick
print-out: and don't I know that computers don't lie? I thank him and
leave, resisting the urge to invite this guy to come have a look at a
couple of computer reports I get at work.

All this leaves me in a mild state of shock. Nobody, but nobody, has written
anything on there. There, that most important and versatile word. Well, right
there and then I decided to try and remedy this therelict situation, to show
there for what there is, and it is my fervent hope that what follows will
help to position there somewhere in the hall of fame of the English language.

First and foremost (Mr. Fraser, my English Lit teacher in high school, was
in love with this paragraph opener, so we French kids would use it widely,
usually good for a pass mark) there is not some lonely inactive word stuck
in some corner by itself. Au contraire (another one of Mr. Fraser's love).
Very much like a theredevil, there flies all over the place. For instance:
1- There can be spread around: thereabouts
2- There can be all mixed in : thereamong
3- There can be way up there : thereabove
4- There can be there first : thereinbefore
5- There can be there later : thereinafter
6- There can be subtracted : therefrom
7- There can be multiplied : thereby
8- There can be opposed : thereagainst
9- There can be with us all : therewithal

Take motherhood. how could a mother talk to baby if there didn't exist?
When baby is sad: there, there....poor baby.
When baby is first successful on the potty: THERE!

And my wife. How could she end with emphasis a sermon-on-the-kitchen-mount
directed at me? You wanna know why I'm mad at you...I'll tell you why I'm
mad at you...you didn't take the garbage out Tuesday morning...you never
wore that shirt I gave you last Christmas...you always sneak looks at that
divorced blonde next door...you always leave your cup of coffee half-full
in the basement...THERE!

Let's not forget the male country-and-western singer. That one eternally in
trouble with his love-life. How could this poor soul sort through his
feelings if there wasn't there to kick off his sad wailings:
1- Statement of departure: THERE she goes...walking away...
or: There goes my baby (bay-pause 2 seconds-bay) with someone new...
She sure looks happy (haa-pause 2 seconds-pay) I sure am blue...
2- Statement of after-effects: THERE's a tearrr...in my beerrr...
or: THERE's nothing left for me to do...
Bur cry-i-i-i-ing over you...

There also leads the way in many other areas. For instance, take well-known
sayings. Without there to play follow-the-leader, how could we possibly say:
1- There you go!
2- There is a difference!
3- There's more than first meets the eye.
4- There's light at the end of the tunnel.
5- There's a fly in the ointment.

No, there does not insist on always leading, on always being in first place.
Certainly not. There is often considerate and humble:
Second place: Here, there and everywhere.
Third place : Right in there...for strike 3!
Fifth place : Behind every successful man there is a surprised mother-in-law.
Tenth place : And a quack quack here, and a quack quack there...

Take me. Who went to a completely French separate school from grades 1 to 8.
Can you imagine how grateful I am to there? There added flexibility and
contour to my tongue. How's that, you ask. Well, it's the beginning: the
"TH"...still an inevitable "D" for me.

No, no, Denis, it's not dare, it's THere, TH, THere: hold your tongue against
the inside of your upper lip, now gently bring up your bottom teeth until
they touch the front bottom of your tongue...now let "TH" all come out as you
bring your tongue down such that the sound emerges from in between your upper
lip and your tongue...THERE: that's better.

Makes me nervous. What if after all that deep concentration, I forget what
I wanted to say next?

Well, all good theres must come to an end. My problem: how do I wrap up in a
manner that does justice to the literatical savoir-faire of what you've read
so far, plus to do so with a touch of unexpectedness that critics expect to
be present in a conclusion. Then it came to me: evasive goals.

Yes, evasive goals.

For as far back as I can remember, I always wanted to get there...like, if
I could only get there, I'd be there. But every time I got there, there
wasn't there. But now that I'm getting up in age, therefore saturated with
wisdom, it's all clear to me now: how fortunate I am that there wasn't there
when I got there, because if there had been there when I got there, then I'd
now be there, therefore not here...THERE YOU GO!

Denis Borris.

George Carlin could have used it ... if he were here... now that he is not here....