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    Doctor Who?

    Patient: gee Doc, with all the customers you get,
    you must be making a hecka lot of money!

    Doctor: yes, I do; but at the end of the day,
    I'm always in the hole...

    What kind of doctor is he?
    I'm just an imagination of your figment !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Denis View Post
    Patient: gee Doc, with all the customers you get,
    you must be making a hecka lot of money!

    Doctor: yes, I do; but at the end of the day,
    I'm always in the hole...

    What kind of doctor is he?
    ENT - Ear, Nose & Throat
    “... mathematics is only the art of saying the same thing in different words” - B. Russell

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    Otolaryngologist (ENT) is one kind of doctor who regularly sees light at the end of a tunnel. I'm sure Subhotosh had already considered another kind.

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    Here's one for Denis. Others ought not read it, if dirty jokes offend. (It's not as bad as president Trump's locker room talk, but it is purile.)

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    Woman tells her doctor she was hit by a golf ball and it hurts.

    Doctor asks, "Where did it hit you?"

    Woman replies, "Between the first and second hole."

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    "English is the most ambiguous language in the world." ~ Yours Truly, 1969

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    A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.

    "Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

    "Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out' instead
    I'm just an imagination of your figment !

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