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The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) issued an important medical alert, today, regarding a highly-contagious and subversive virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreation Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from your boss, colleagues, or anyone else, via any means whatsoever, DO NOT TOUCH IT!
This virus will destroy your life. If you come into contact with WORK, you should immediately leave the premises. Go to the nearest liquor store, and purchase one or both known antidotes:
(1) Work Isolating and Neutralizing Extract (WINE);
(2) Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
The CDC recommends engaging two friends and taking the antidote(s) repeatedly until WORK is completely eliminated from your system.
(Please immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, then you are already infected, and WORK is destroying your life.)