. . . . . . Computer One-Liners
C:\DOS
C:\DOS\RUN
RUN\DOS\RUN
BREAKFAST.COM halted.
Cereal port not responding.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
Error: Keyboard not attached.
Press F1 to continue.
C:\> Bad command!
Bad, bad command!
Go to your room!
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
E-mail returned -- insufficient voltage
Press any key to ... no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
E Pluribus Modem
SENILE.COM found -- Out of memory
Shell to DOS
Come in, DOS, do you copy?
Shell to DOS ...
Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my disk?
Programmers never die.
They just GOSUB without RETURN.
RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
Disk Full -- Press F1 to belch.
<--- The information went data way --->
Press any key to continue.
Press any other key to quit.
Cannot find REALITY.SYS
Universe halted.
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
All wiyht, rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
One if by LAN, two if by C.
Relax, it's only ones and zeros.
C:\DOS
C:\DOS\RUN
RUN\DOS\RUN
BREAKFAST.COM halted.
Cereal port not responding.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
Error: Keyboard not attached.
Press F1 to continue.
C:\> Bad command!
Bad, bad command!
Go to your room!
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
E-mail returned -- insufficient voltage
Press any key to ... no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
E Pluribus Modem
SENILE.COM found -- Out of memory
Shell to DOS
Come in, DOS, do you copy?
Shell to DOS ...
Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my disk?
Programmers never die.
They just GOSUB without RETURN.
RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
Disk Full -- Press F1 to belch.
<--- The information went data way --->
Press any key to continue.
Press any other key to quit.
Cannot find REALITY.SYS
Universe halted.
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
All wiyht, rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
One if by LAN, two if by C.
Relax, it's only ones and zeros.