Here is a joke--unfortunately it is a little racist so please try to ignore that part.

[Steven G]

There was a commercial plane where both the pilot and co-pilot died in flight.
The flight attendance ask the passengers if anyone knew how to fly a plane. One man said yes that he few a plane while in the Polish army. He was directed to the cockpit and saw all the instruments on the panel and stated that he was a simple pole in a complex plane

 

[topsquark]

Sheesh! Totally avoidable, and you know it.

All you needed to do was integrate this joke about a closed contour in the complex plane that did not include the Pole. Then you didn't need to make a racist joke!

-Dan

 

[The Highlander]

Sheesh! Totally avoidable, and you know it.

All you needed to do was integrate this joke about a closed contour in the complex plane that did not include the Pole. Then you didn't need to make a racist joke!

-Dan

Steven's far too constipated for that!
(Though I suppose he could've worked it out with a pencil. ?)

 

[khansaheb]

It has been claimed that in Poland, it is very difficult to get a good seat at the stadium....???