This allegedly took place in a college classroom in Scotland.
The anatomy professor said, "What part of the male anatomy enlarges
to five time its normal size when excited? .Miss MacGregor?"
Miss MacGregor said, "Professor, I'll not be answerin' such a question!"
"Very well. .Mister MacDougal?"
"The pupil of the eye, sir."
"Thank you, Mr. MacDougal."
"And now, Miss MacGregor," he continued.
"There are three things I know about ye:
. . One: ye dinna do your homework,
. . Two: ye have a dirty mind,
. . and Three: you're in for a big disappointment."
The anatomy professor said, "What part of the male anatomy enlarges
to five time its normal size when excited? .Miss MacGregor?"
Miss MacGregor said, "Professor, I'll not be answerin' such a question!"
"Very well. .Mister MacDougal?"
"The pupil of the eye, sir."
"Thank you, Mr. MacDougal."
"And now, Miss MacGregor," he continued.
"There are three things I know about ye:
. . One: ye dinna do your homework,
. . Two: ye have a dirty mind,
. . and Three: you're in for a big disappointment."