a set of somebody else's non math-related jokes

[lookagain]

Pencils could have erasers on both ends, but what would be the point?

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When a chicken stumbles while crossing a street, that's a road trip.

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Customer: "Waiter, this meat is bad."
Waiter: "Who told you?"
Customer: "A little swallow did."

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Once again someone has added more soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

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Source: "Coffee News" -- Southwest Louisville Edition, Kentucky

 

[Mr. Bland]

Some years ago I recognized that "seamstress" is implicitly feminine, so posited that the masculine form is "seamster". The following day at work I proudly shared my joke with everyone--coworkers, customers, whomever wouldn't punch me in the throat.

Not long after that, an episode of The Cleveland Show aired where they made the same joke.

I'm not suggesting that my joke wound up in The Cleveland Show, since it's obvious enough that two people could certainly have come up with the same thing independently around the same time, but given the specificity, I honestly can't help but wonder...